lost in who knows where

flickerman:

the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment

unrulygingerlesbian:

these two women came to my work today to buy movie tickets and one of the women was paying and she sighed in mock exasperation and said ‘you’re an expensive date’ then quickly looked at me to clear up the situation and said ‘i’m allowed to say that. she’s my wife’ and honestly i was blessed the rest of the night

Can’t wait to be able to say the wife part, :)

natures-witch:

i-eat-pickles:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

jesus fuck

This is beautiful

paradisiak:

just-shower-thoughts:

As an adult, I can quite literally do whatever I want to, but I always end up wanting to just go home.

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

s4nctified:

My favorite part of kissing is when you are both just giving small kisses then all of a sudden they would bite your lip then shit gets real.

dateagirlwhosuggestion:

date a girl who will slow dance with you in your kitchen late at night